ITEMS FOR A DAILY LOG, SUMMERTIME IN PUERTO RICO EDITION:
+number of mosquitoes slapped
+number of mosquito bites accumulated
+number of times I say, “it’s hot.”
+ounces of sweat collected
+degree of sunburn
+% of humidity
+number of times I say, “Ayyyyyyyyy dios mio!” while fanning myself
+how long it takes to cook a pincho on the sidewalk
+number of times I try to put my entire head in the freezer