Landlord asked me to take down my balcony flags because a new resident doesn’t love them.

Buddy, I’ll consider it when we have more than one working laundry machine for two buildings full of humans.

I told him I would compromise. The compromise is not adding more flags. (Yet.)

 A brick apartment building with a Balcony with four flags - pride, skeleton rocker, America eagle, and a man saying please change and grow as a person