I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN

@jsonbecker “Is your room cleaned?”
“I have concepts of a plan to clean it.“

I’m going to be honest as a non-parent— any kid who pulls this out on Saturday deserves to get the day off from chores.

@jsonbecker i do give my kids points for being clever (still make them do their chores though)

this one is dangerously close to the old “If they’re good enough at cheating that I can’t catch them, they deserve the grade.”

–me to my landlord when he asks how I’m going to pay that 40% rent increase

- me every day around 5:57pm when the kids ask what’s for dinner

I have come up with more than 1100 band names, but I’m not in a band, and I only know two chords. 🎸

@odd so you’re saying you, um, HAVE CONCEPTS OF A BAND are you??

I wish my parents had done that not to me, but for me.

Hahaha! I think so! It could of course be a concept band.

@odd You only need one cord to strangle someone.
Sorry, my mind works in weird ways, when it works.

@ddanielson It’s ridiculous. I’m most upset on behalf of my (many) elderly neighbors - fixed incomes, high healthcare expenses, and mostly on their own with not a lot of support or family nearby. They’re so stressed and terrified.

Oh sorry I missed the context on this from the debate! I saw your “meals are random” post and assumed this was a reply to it. lol

@iChris hah all good, these things definitely are related. And I have no idea what’s for dinner tonight

I’m thinking pancakes might be in order. Let me know if you come up with something better. lol